You rescued a Hard Drive for THIS?

Well kiddies, not much to say other than we did this some time ago.. It always seems to be 'some time ago'. We're totally worse than Seth Macfarlane, in many many ways! We had a request to have a music discussion. So here's a discussion about Hollywood celebrities!

The Easter Show

There's a new podcast coming soon, but for now....

E.O.M says:
i only wanted to go to the easter show once.. and that was to get the space age milk glass
S.A.M says:
HAHAHHAAH
S.A.M says:
so specific
E.O.M says:
seriously... all i remember about the whole event is crowds
S.A.M says:
COS THATS ALL THER IS
E.O.M says:
there's nothing there except a shitload of people shuffling around
S.A.M says:
old ppl
S.A.M says:
young ppl
S.A.M says:
lots of extremes
S.A.M says:
not much in btw
E.O.M says:
and you do a circuit of the grounds, and realise that you've done NOTHING except shuffle through a crowd
S.A.M says:
god we're so old
S.A.M says:
hahhaa
S.A.M says:
yeh i have similar complaints
S.A.M says:
daves like WHITE KITTY WITH BLUE RIBBON AND SMUG FACE!! C'MON!!!
E.O.M says:
and showbags?!? oh yeh it seems like fun when you're a kid...
S.A.M says:
yeh. pieces of shit
S.A.M says:
SHIT!
E.O.M says:
but $15 for a handful of out of date confectionery???
S.A.M says:
HAHAH
S.A.M says:
or non branded
S.A.M says:
from polski
E.O.M says:
FIVE DOLLARS FOR TWO BERTIE BEETLES!!
S.A.M says:
hahaha oh bertie

Hot Wheels

S.A.M says:
ALL ABOARD THE AARON TRAIN
S.A.M says:
CHOO CHOOO!!!
S.A.M says:
ah
E.O.M says:
tickets please!
S.A.M says:
hahaha
S.A.M says:
I CANT GET OFF!! I CANT MAKE IT STOP!!
E.O.M says:
yeh just get off when you can.. its gonna derail 
E.O.M says:
stop drop n' roll
E.O.M says:
danielle said to me last night she's never seen a grown man so happy about something that wasn't a naked woman
S.A.M says:
BAHAHAHAHA
S.A.M says:
what were u so happy about?
E.O.M says:
i got a hot wheels batmobile off ebay
E.O.M says:
its kinda awesome
S.A.M says:
BAHAHAHAHA
S.A.M says:
jesus dude. u and ryans. aliens.
E.O.M says:
yeh im a man of simple needs!

Sumerki

E.O.M. says:
are you team connor or team kurgan?
S.A.M. says:
hmm
S.A.M. says:
what abou u
S.A.M. says:
i think i is kurgan ya know
E.O.M. says:
man clancy brown's fricken awesome in that film
S.A.M. says:
the lines are so funny
E.O.M. says:
but it wasn't a genuine question 
S.A.M. says:
"TONIGHT U SLEEP IN HELL"
S.A.M. says:
oh
S.A.M. says:
haha
S.A.M. says:
well u gotta be more specific nerdboy!
E.O.M. says:
i dont think i'd ever say 'team something' and be serious 
S.A.M. says:
JACOB OR EDWARD
S.A.M. says:
EDWARD OR JACOB?!! TEL ME!
E.O.M. says:
i'd like to see a russian remake of twilight though hey
E.O.M. says:
everyone chronically chain smoking.. dejected
E.O.M. says:
*sigh* so... Bella... i hear you like zis Yacob boy..
E.O.M. says:
ah well he does well in military and hez good job in KGB
E.O.M. says:
- stop feeling sorry for yourself Edvard. Yacob is breath of fresh AIR compared to you. He shines like stars in night sky!!
S.A.M. says:
hahahhahaa

One man has never been so wrong.

Well hello chumbly bums! Now, here's our latest podcast. You COULD listen to it - or you could just click on this link here: http://www.roottheband.com.au/

Hooray!

Traveller's Lament

Just a snippet of gold whilst we 'prepare' for our next audio podcast.
Enjoy!

S.A.M. says:
yoga was great!
E.O.M. says:
oh im glad to hear!
E.O.M. says:
i was gonna ask how that went
E.O.M. says:
got sidetracked
S.A.M. says:
yeh didnt feel like u do when push self ridonkulus hard
S.A.M. says:
in gym
S.A.M. says:
woke up with energy
S.A.M. says:
even tho we slept in
S.A.M. says:
haha
E.O.M. says:
yeh you has better sleep when physically exerted
E.O.M. says:
i concede that.. when i feel drained, its coz ive been a sloth
S.A.M. says:
yep!
S.A.M. says:
so i feel better
S.A.M. says:
for now
E.O.M. says:
theres this stupid horrible thing called 'upkeep' which i just cant get behind, man..
S.A.M. says:
upkeep?
S.A.M. says:
of ones self?
E.O.M. says:
yeh, as in you have to keep doing it
S.A.M. says:
yes. everything that lives
S.A.M. says:
requires constant maintanence
E.O.M. says:
yeh.. i mean personal hygeine's enough of an annoyance
E.O.M. says:
its like UHGH.. i stink AGAIN?!? my teeth are furry AGAIN!??!
E.O.M. says:
oh!
E.O.M. says:
you know when you notice this the most??? No-one tells you this about flying.
E.O.M. says:
On a trip from Sydney to somewhere in Europe.. You're well groomed, and more or less awake the whole journey unless you're rich.
E.O.M. says:
And you actually notice the degradation of your own constitution as the journey progresses.
E.O.M. says:
Its bizarre.
S.A.M. says:
hahahaha
S.A.M. says:
really
S.A.M. says:
i dont think i did
S.A.M. says:
what u mean?
E.O.M. says:
well you've showered, brushed teeth/hair.. set out for airport and boarded plane right?
E.O.M. says:
feelin pretty good about self.. coz is going on holiday
E.O.M. says:
fast forward the better part of 20 hours later.
E.O.M. says:
you've had 2 meals, a couple token snacks.. and as much booze as you can handle before your body goes WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?!?!!
E.O.M. says:
Then you're in Changi airport, Singapore. Hair all over the place, unshaven, greasy, and it feels like your teeth are about to fall out of head.
E.O.M. says:
You stumble to bathroom muttering "tooothbrusshhh... must.. brush.. teeetthh..."
E.O.M. says:
And thats just from sitting down in an airconditioned room, essentially just eating crap and watching TV.
E.O.M. says:
amazing.
S.A.M. says:
HAhahahahhaha
S.A.M. says:
WOW
S.A.M. says:
i think i had too many sedatives
S.A.M. says:
i really dont remember caring
S.A.M. says:
sure, u feel gross
S.A.M. says:
but yeh i was pretty heavily drugged

Kitty, kitty, kittttttaaaaaaaay!!

So, just when you think it's an uneventful ordinary weekday evening, your cat starts to scream. Loudly. As if it's throat is being cut slowly. At first I thought it was a naturally occurring element of Network Ten programming. But no, my housemate boomed up the stairs "you guys better come down and see this..."

Out the front of the house was my wussy, gigantic six year old ginger and white puffball feline, Jack. He was crouched, hair up the wrong way doing that long, horrible drawn out growl that a kitty does when they see something they just don't like. In front of him was a completely unperturbed, plucky kitten with exactly the same fur colouring, and a very girly pearly blue bejewelled collar.

Being cat people, we attempted to capture the tiny kitty and return it to the presumably small girl it had released itself from. After a good 20 minutes, and a Gladiator-esque chase fight between kitten and our other, slightly less wussy cat Jynxy, the frustration had set in. We had less of an idea who the sassy young cat could belong to than when we started, and it didn't help the engraved contact details on its neck tag were in Arial Narrow, size 4 font. It's name could have been Lorena or Lotina. I think it started with an 'L' and ended with and 'A'. But I still cannot be sure. I touched it's back in an attempt to capture it and I got an Exorcist 180 degree head turn, exposed teeth and one helluva hiss. It just wanted to leap around in the grass and ignore us, and torture my clearly simple Jack. Hehe. Simple Jack. Just like Ben Stiller in 'Tropic Thunder'. NEVER GO FULL RETARD!