Traveller's Lament

Just a snippet of gold whilst we 'prepare' for our next audio podcast.
Enjoy!

S.A.M. says:
yoga was great!
E.O.M. says:
oh im glad to hear!
E.O.M. says:
i was gonna ask how that went
E.O.M. says:
got sidetracked
S.A.M. says:
yeh didnt feel like u do when push self ridonkulus hard
S.A.M. says:
in gym
S.A.M. says:
woke up with energy
S.A.M. says:
even tho we slept in
S.A.M. says:
haha
E.O.M. says:
yeh you has better sleep when physically exerted
E.O.M. says:
i concede that.. when i feel drained, its coz ive been a sloth
S.A.M. says:
yep!
S.A.M. says:
so i feel better
S.A.M. says:
for now
E.O.M. says:
theres this stupid horrible thing called 'upkeep' which i just cant get behind, man..
S.A.M. says:
upkeep?
S.A.M. says:
of ones self?
E.O.M. says:
yeh, as in you have to keep doing it
S.A.M. says:
yes. everything that lives
S.A.M. says:
requires constant maintanence
E.O.M. says:
yeh.. i mean personal hygeine's enough of an annoyance
E.O.M. says:
its like UHGH.. i stink AGAIN?!? my teeth are furry AGAIN!??!
E.O.M. says:
oh!
E.O.M. says:
you know when you notice this the most??? No-one tells you this about flying.
E.O.M. says:
On a trip from Sydney to somewhere in Europe.. You're well groomed, and more or less awake the whole journey unless you're rich.
E.O.M. says:
And you actually notice the degradation of your own constitution as the journey progresses.
E.O.M. says:
Its bizarre.
S.A.M. says:
hahahaha
S.A.M. says:
really
S.A.M. says:
i dont think i did
S.A.M. says:
what u mean?
E.O.M. says:
well you've showered, brushed teeth/hair.. set out for airport and boarded plane right?
E.O.M. says:
feelin pretty good about self.. coz is going on holiday
E.O.M. says:
fast forward the better part of 20 hours later.
E.O.M. says:
you've had 2 meals, a couple token snacks.. and as much booze as you can handle before your body goes WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME!?!?!!
E.O.M. says:
Then you're in Changi airport, Singapore. Hair all over the place, unshaven, greasy, and it feels like your teeth are about to fall out of head.
E.O.M. says:
You stumble to bathroom muttering "tooothbrusshhh... must.. brush.. teeetthh..."
E.O.M. says:
And thats just from sitting down in an airconditioned room, essentially just eating crap and watching TV.
E.O.M. says:
amazing.
S.A.M. says:
HAhahahahhaha
S.A.M. says:
WOW
S.A.M. says:
i think i had too many sedatives
S.A.M. says:
i really dont remember caring
S.A.M. says:
sure, u feel gross
S.A.M. says:
but yeh i was pretty heavily drugged